What Is a Circle Jerk? July 14th 2019

Good Morning Investors The week started as expected with a slow and steady correction of the overbuy, then Tump appointee Chairman Powell decided to admit to the world that he is spineless and has no plan and the market rebounded. Lo, then ol Trump himself decided to tweet about his China feelings and the market dropped back down, so.. nothing new. Oh, “what […]

July 7 2019

Good Afternoon Investors, The bisected week started off with a good ol’ fashioned melt-up, after we imported 5 million dollars worth of tiny American flags from China and OPEC+ extending their production cut until March 2021, the markets reopened to a drop as a better than expected jobs report pushed back the Fed’s scheduled interest rate adjustment. The good […]

June 23, 2019

Good Morning Investors, The markets boomed at the start of the week on news of Trump and Xi scheduling an extended meeting at the upcoming G20, Restoration Hardware jumped 7% again (they’ve been doing this quarterly) proving there is more than one way for retail to stay afloat in the online era; Facebook unveiled its’ crypto, CBS […]

June 16, 2019

Happy Father’s Day Investors, Stocks rebounded Monday morning when Trump walked back his trade-war with Mexico, the rest of the week was dominated by the every shifting lines of American business. Amazon’s first victim Barnes & Noble found a buyer, shares are mixed; Salesforce acquires Tableau making it the big data firm it always dreamed of, shares are […]